Yo Momma So Blind....

You don't know if she lookin' at you, or yo feet.

Yo Momma....

Yo momma so old, you take her to dinner on yo lunch break.

Yo momma...

Yo momma's so old, when she was young, rainbows were black and white.

Yo momma...

Yo momma's so cheap, instead of buying a fire alarm, she hangs Jiffy Pop from the ceiling.

Yo momma...

Yo momma's house has roaches so big, the termites have to carry switchblades.

Yo momma...

Yo momma's so bald, she stunt doubles for Mr. Clean.

Yo momma...

Yo momma so cross eyed, when she has sex, she thinks it's a threesome.

Yo momma....

Yo momma so stupid, she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.

Yo momma....

Your momma so stupid she saw a big yellow school bus go past, and she said 'Twinkie, wait for me!'.

Yo momma.....

Yo momma's feet are so big, her shoes have to have license plates!

Yo momma so old...

when Moses parted the Red Sea, she was fishing on the other side.

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Yo momma so stoopid.....

the only thing she passed, was a kidney stone.

Yo momma so old.....

she still uses WordPerfect 1.0.

Yo momma so white.....

she uses White Out as a self-tanner.