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New McDonald's Contest: Your Face On Their Sack

Want to get your face on a McDonald’s paper bag?

McDonald’s website mcdglobalcasting.com is currently featuring a contest. Write a poignant love story in 100 words or less and submit it to them, along with your photo, and you too could be featured on a greasy sack!

I should probably compose an entry in 100 words or less about the time my girlfriend’s poignant love earned her an eternal place on my greasy sack, but I think the accompanying photograph would disqualify me. She’s loving it, though.