Tornado!

Tornado reports in Colorado

Update:



More pics here.

And there was snow in the mountains[!].

Josh Lucas Or Paul Newman?

Introducing: 'Drugs & Alcohol Weekly'

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Gallery Of The Absurd

Reminds me of The Gossip

X-Ray Spex - 'Oh Bondage, Up Yours'

Jesus And Mary Chain - 'Head On'

Book Of Love - 'Boy'

Tagged!

T$ tagged me with a book meme.

The rules for this one is similar to one I did a while ago, but this time I have a different book.

1. Pick up the nearest book.
2. Open to page 123.
3. Locate the fifth sentence.
4. Post the next three sentences on your blog and in so doing...
5. Tag five people, and acknowledge who tagged me.

So here's mine from the King Of Run-On Sentences, Bret Easton Ellis:

''The bus pulled away from the curb before everyone was seated and hurled back onto the highway.

I tried to read the book but couldn't.

It started to rain, the sound of the Talking Heads coming from the cassette player, the girls passing Diet Pepsi and nachos back and forth and trying to flirt with me, the incessant yapping from the college boys in back, someone smoking clove cigarettes, an occasional joint, talking about how som slut named Ursula was f-cked by some guy named Phil in the back of some guy's Toyota Nissan named Mark and how Ursula lied to Phil and said it wasn't his baby but he paid for the abortion anyway and it was all so irritating I couldn't even concentrate on anything.'

Can you name the book?

Bryan Ferry - 'Kiss And Tell'

Ick.

Check you later....Dawg.

Save The Date!

6.21.08

Chemical Brothers - 'Block Rockin´ Beats'

Our action figures were lame.

Compared to today's action figs:

Do you speak 'dog'?

Ha.

'The U.S. acknowledges the design hinders blind people but it argued that blind people have adapted. Some relied on store clerks to help them, some used credit cards and others folded certain corners to help distinguish between bills.

The court ruled 2-1 that such adaptations were insufficient. The government might as well argue that, since handicapped people can crawl on all fours or ask for help from strangers, there's no need to make buildings wheelchair accessible, the court said.'

US court: Paper money discriminates against blind

My Ideal Way To Fly

Singapore Air

Odd Dream

I was in school, don't know if it was high school or college, but Hulk Hogan was my teacher.

Class was beginning and I made some smart ass comment to the guy sitting next to me and Hogan said something to me which I than proceeded to turn in to a major verbal fisticuff session with him.

He said he was kicking me out of class, and I told him to not bother because I was dropping the class.

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'Good thing we brought a second javelin...'

Photographer speared by javelin at meet

'Ryan McGeeney of the Standard-Examiner was spared serious injury Saturday, and even managed to snap a photo of his speared leg while others tended to him.

"If I didn't, it would probably be my editor's first question when I got back," McGeeney said.

The 33-year-old McGeeney, an ex-Marine who spent six months in Afghanistan, was taking pictures of the discus event and apparently wandered into off-limits area set aside for the javelin.

Striking just below the knee, the javelin tip went through the skin and emerged on the other side of his leg.

"It wasn't real painful. ... I was very lucky in that it didn't hit any blood vessels, nerves, ligaments or tendons," McGeeney said.

Much of the javelin was cut off at the scene. The piece in McGeeney's leg was removed at a hospital, and he received 13 stitches.

The javelin was thrown by Anthony Miles, a Provo High School student who said his "heart just stopped" when he saw what happened.

"One of the first things that came to my mind was, 'Good thing we brought a second javelin,"' Miles' coach, Richard Vance, said Monday. He said Miles was "in a little bit of shock," but he assured the athlete it was not his fault.

With a subsequent throw, Miles went on to win the state title in javelin for teams in Provo High's size classification, 4-A.'