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I would link to their site instead of blatantly copying, but you can't link individual posts.

Girl Diagnosed With Cancer Wastes Her Make-A-Wish on Paris Hilton

Just what every girl dying of cancer needs: a visit from Paris. The poor girl was forced to go shopping with her so look for her to throw herself into the oncoming traffic on Rodeo after Paris asks if 'chemo helps you lose weight?'