Today's Gilded Moose Post

When Publicity Stunts Go Sort of Right

Publicity Firm PMK: Hi Jake. Ok. This time, go to a basketball game with a girl.

Jake: Ok.

Publicity Firm PMK: You're not gonna' go with a girl, are you?

Jake: Nope.

Publicity Firm PMK: Trucker hat? At least give us a trucker hat.

Jake: I'll make sure he wears one.

Publicity Firm PMK: [Hangs Up, sighs] I hate myself.

Jake: [Hangs Up, sighs] They must hate themselves.