'Tom Chews'. Hee Hee.

'Hey, anyone got an extra placenta handy? Tom Cruise is hungry, and he’s got a hankering for some fresh afterbirth. Or so say those excitable lads across the pond, who have splattered “Tom Chews” across the Daily Mirror, certain to nauseate many a British reader before they’ve had their morning tea.'

Tom Cruise Won’t Eat Placenta Croquettes