Cruisenfreude - The Contest Winner

'On Tuesday, Cruise will jet in to Aberdeen, Washington to attend a private M:i:III screening with a local man who won a contest.

But the lucky guy is apprehensive about how to relate to the star: "He's in such a different world, I don't even know how to talk to him. I know he's a normal guy, but I don't know what to say to him." A suggestion--don't open with, "I can't wait to tell my psychiatrist that I really got to meet you!"'

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