'Fishes run free, I'm Abe Vigoda'

So I have this parody song version of Shakira's 'Objection [Tango]' stuck in my head. MadTV did a spoof on her making fun of her Spanglish, and bad grammar. I can't believe I can't find it anywhere on the 'nets.

I can't even find the lyrics. I remember it started off: 'I can not help that I'm no understandable.'

When there's the breakdown, she goes 'This is hermetic, and pathetic....'

Eh, so this one will have to do.