Funny

From Fresh Pepper

'Funky Fresh and Yes Cold On My Feet

I met with an inventor yesterday who designs shoes for senior citizens. One of my jobs as a patent attorney is to help inventors come up with alternative uses for their inventions when we write the patent application. Sometimes I'm good at it.

Fresh: Ever thought about putting like a microchip in the shoe to track them if they wander off?
Inventor: ...
Fresh: Like a Lojack for old people?
Inventor: ...
Fresh: Because sometimes my grandma wanders off, and it would be cool to jump in a van and track her down.
Inventor: ...
Fresh: Don't they have tracking devices for dogs that run away all the time? Maybe we can just stick that in the shoe.
Inventor: ...
Fresh: Didn't Michael Meyers escape from a hospital? I know he wasn't a senior citizen but it would have been useful there.
Inventor: ...
Fresh: Ok, let's forget that idea. I won't charge you for that rant.
Inventor: ...'