Enough already - 'Hetmosexual'

Blegh. This naming trend is so two years ago.

Not quite a heterosexual, the Hetmo wouldn't be caught dead listening to Dave Matthews or chugging a PBR. No, he needs a category all his own, hence my term Hetmosexual.

The Hetmo is extremely sensitive to a woman and her needs. If you tell him that it bothers you when he leaves his dirty socks on the floor, it'll never happen again. He is patient, understanding , and he'll even listen to the entire story behind your refusal to watch Kirsten Dunst movies. He will send you beautiful love poems and give exquisite restaurant recommendations.

No need to run out to the nearest foreign film fest to snag yourself a Hetmo, but just remember that they're out there and can make great partners. So the next time a not-so-fashionable man hits on you at a Carly Simon concert, give him a chance. After all, he won't steal your best moisturizer or drink all your beer.'