Joke

Sorry about the all caps, but too lazy to re-type it all.

'A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE

WHO WAVES AT HIM AND SAYS HELLO.

HE'S RATHER TAKEN BACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE

KNOWS HER FROM, SO HE SAYS, " DO YOU KNOW ME?" TO WHICH

SHE REPLIES, "I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS."

NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN

UNFAITHFUL TO HIS WIFE AND SAYS, " MY GOD, ARE YOU THE

STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE POOL

TABLE, WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER

WHIPPED ME WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT IN MY

BUTT?"

SHE SAID,

"NO, I'M YOUR SON'S MATH TEACHER!"'