Tom Ford: Crazy Genius

'It was rude. She came for drinks and left, even though it was a small, seated dinner. She went to another party, then came back for dessert to make it look like she had been there all along," said one spy. 'It's just not done. So tacky.'

Perhaps she was just trying to get away from the perfume - which Ford told the Estee Lauder folks he wanted to 'smell like a man's crotch.'

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With that statement being spread in the media, you know he is going to create a buzz about it. Although, I don't know why a chick would want that smell on her; The Gays, yes, but not chicks.