Having Madonna as a mother, would kind of suck.

She's just like her father: strict and domineering. She doesn't let Lourdes or Rocco watch TV, read magazines, eat junk food or dairy, and 'gets rid of' Lourdes' clothes, if she leaves them laying about. And just yesterday, it made the rounds, that Lourdes can't date until she's 18. That kid is so going to rebel.

Plus, can you imagine the stigma of being her kid? Talk about high expectations.

Maybe her and Daniel Radcliffe, will join Sean Preston and Jaden, in Promises with a heroin problem.

I guess the only upside of being her spawn, is the money and opportunity.