Ha.

'My favorite story came from a makeup artist friend of mine, who told me that a friend of hers used to do LiLo's makeup. He showed up to her hotel room, where she was totally comatose on the bed.

Her assistant told him to do her makeup anyway. He finished and the hair stylist showed up. They promptly had to flip her face-down on the bed to do her hair, thus ruining the makeup job! Good times....'

'Us Weekly' Goes All 'D.A.R.E.'