Don't Whiz On The Electric Fence

Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence

'When nature's callin'

Don't be stallin'

Use your common sense

Before your let if flow

Find a place to go

Just don't whiz on the electric fence

If you're gonna explode

You can use the commode

of igloos, cave dwellings or tents

No need to explain when you gotta drain

Just don't whiz on the electric fence

You can swizzle on the sofa

Piddle in the air

Tinkle in the toilet

That's why it is there

You can let in rain

In the breakfast lane

While waving at ladies and gents

Just don't whiz on...

Don't whiz on

Don't whiz on the electric fence'