I could use a pair of these.
Black Bar Privacy Specs
They look and photograph just like a censor bar!
'Be "unseen" with these black bar sunglasses. Just place them on at the next social event and you're inhibitions will fade away. Why? Because your face will be instantly censored in every photograph! People will wonder if you really are famous and the "IN" crowd will want to hang out with you! Perfect for bachelor parties, club-hopping, times of questionable behaviour, web-cam shots, MySpace photos, and anywhere there's paparazzi!'
They look and photograph just like a censor bar!
'Be "unseen" with these black bar sunglasses. Just place them on at the next social event and you're inhibitions will fade away. Why? Because your face will be instantly censored in every photograph! People will wonder if you really are famous and the "IN" crowd will want to hang out with you! Perfect for bachelor parties, club-hopping, times of questionable behaviour, web-cam shots, MySpace photos, and anywhere there's paparazzi!'
posted by Big Daddy at
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Denver
4 Comments:
...because I am never able to identify someone if they have that black bar over their eyes. It's like the covers of the other porn titles made here in the porn office, they all have teeny-tiny bursts "censoring" the very tips of the female models' enormous naked chestical globes. If it weren't for them, people would be seeing naked boobies on magazine covers!
Brilliant.
Do they make ones big enough to cover my entire face?....that'd be awesome!
Ha. I know, right?
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