Oldie But Goodie - Everything But The Girl - 'Missing'

This song cracks me up to this day. One night when me, and then roommate, Dee, were facked up, we discussed how stalker the lyrics are. From there it snowballed in to use writing new additional lyrics like:

'Did you move again? You didn't leave a forwarding address last time either!'

'Is it me? Was boiling your bunny rabbit what soured the relationship?'

'You must have taken a different way to work, as I didn't see you this morning.'

'It's not me is it?'

'How can I trust you if I can't SEE you?'

'Are you in the witness protection program again? It took me forever to learn your new identity.'

and so on.

We got a good two hours out of this song.

Great night.