I think I'm pregnant.

I have had some strange cravings lately.

First it was lobster ravioli.

Who craves lobster?

Then it was all things dairy.

Then kung pao chicken.

I still haven't quenched my hankering for a pina colada either.

And them today it was an Ice Cream Snickers bar.

I traveled to three different convenience stores just to get one!

What sucks is when I have a craving, I can't stop until it's satiated.

I hope I know who the father is.