Funny 'coz it's true.
You know you're from Denver when:
You switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in one day
You can never figure out why your out-of-town guests faint from altitude sickness on a picnic to the mountains.
When you visit friends at sea level, you can drink a case of beer and not get a buzz.
April showers bring May blizzards.
You switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in one day
You can never figure out why your out-of-town guests faint from altitude sickness on a picnic to the mountains.
When you visit friends at sea level, you can drink a case of beer and not get a buzz.
April showers bring May blizzards.
Labels: Denver
posted by Big Daddy at
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Denver
3 Comments:
I visited Portland, OR a few years ago to see friends. We went out. I hit the dance floor and didn't stop. People were asking my friends if I was on drugs and when they were told that I lived in Denver, they all confusingly asked what that had to do with anything.
That's when I understood why athletes train here.
wait, sooo, you guys get loads of snow, and you can get drunk there cheaper? when can i come visit?
also, my word verification string of letters is pretty cool: buglomya.
definition: someone who both annoys and tries to bum stuff from you all the time. (bug+ glom, irish slang for bogarting your shit + ya)
Compared to the cost of hooch in NYC, yep, you can get drunk for very little out here.
That's why the cast from The Real World got so hammered their first night here.
Our weather is awesome.
It'll be a blizzard one day, and 70 degrees without a cloud in the sky the next.
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