Curse you, 'Big Brother'!

You should be happy that there was NOTHING on the TeeVee tonight.

I put on your 'winter' season as background noise, but got pulled in on how you're screwing with the hamsters this season.

Fack.

I vowed not to watch your banal greedy-backstabbing-fueled show again.

But, yes, I sadly admit, I like to watch and see what happens.

I'm hoping the gay duo do well.

The older model chick needs to chill.

And thanks for having a big boy like Ryan on the show.

CBS, you suck.

I can tell you this, however, CBS, I will not be reading Joker's Updates, nor watching Showtime.

You always let the most loathesome people win.