Have you ever been so pissed off....

you become 'Zen' about it?

Every one on my team called in today.

Fuggers.

Now I've got to cover four other people's work today.

I was pissed when I learned that this morning, but now I have resolved myself to the fact that I can only get done what I can get done.

If I happen to not be able to get to their stuff, then I don't get to their stuff.

It's not my fault my management has f*cked up scheduling.

Thank god for my meds.

And Thorazine.