Ha ha.

Back From The Brink, Britney Wonders 'What The Hell Was I Thinking?'

'Barefoot in a roadside public restroom: "Oh, whatever, it's not like I'm going to be in there more than a few minutes."

Driving with an infant in her lap: "And this button sprays wiper fluid! Wheeee!"

Shaving her head: "But I do know Mandinka."

The crotch shots: "Bam! Say hello to Bergina Spears!"

The VMAs 2007 performance: "Hang in there, girl, it's almost over. Just do what the girl next to me is doing. Wait—that's a mirror."

Dating Adnan Ghalib: Sorry, we have no f-cking clue.'