Claymates React

Wow.

These people really are clueless.

Sad to know that they are also probably going to vote in the next few weeks.

And my fave comment:

"Soul Patrol Leader Taylor Hicks: Yes, I'm Actually 52 Years Old"

Hate to admit it...

'Breakdown'

But I like Chris Daughtry's voice.

Too bad they overplayed that 'Going Home' song.

Not bad.

I was channel surfing and came across this.

I actually liked it.

Yick

Simon Cowell: 'Avoid Ryan on the way out.'

Ha ha.

I'm so not in to it this year.

Redneck Hubba Hubba

Zombie Fights Shark

Blake is dead to me.

Yo dawg. The beatboxing is tired.

Jordin Sparks - 'Living On A Prayer'

I thought she did pretty well on this actually.

Chris Richardson and Blake Lewis are getting old.

The Justin-Timberlake-wannabe thing is getting tedious.

And Blake's little stunt last night will probably keep him around, unfortunately. Blegh. Beatboxing is so 20th century.

Ha!

So Defamer mentioned that Sangina is on the Fox lot, meeting with casting, and I commented possible show ideas:

'Are You Gayer Than Sanjaya?'

'Trading Scrunchies - Meet Your New Stylist'

'Chauffeured'

and my pesonal favorite, the medical drama:

'Blouse'

Sangina!

It's not sync'd, but it's still awesome. I wish I would have thought of 'Sangina'.

Good riddance.







'I like LaKisha's roll of the eys heavenward as if to say 'Dear Lord. You gave Jennifer Hudson an Oscar and you're gonna let me lose to Sanjaya? That happens and I'm burning this place to the ground!''

'As Sangina sheds tears with his Tiger Beat brethren, I can't help but wonder if a pork chop of salvation will have reached that poor, foolish, starving girl in time.'

Sanjaya Malakar Out On 'Idol', Immediately Enters Negotiations To Join William Hung On Album Of Christmas Standards

American Sidle

Michael Buble melts my butter.

Even though he looks kind of odd, the voice and his eyes are dreamy. A nice surprise was that he was on Idol last night. I was surprised Gina was voted off.

Hack

And this marks the last time he will ever be acknowledged on Bon Jour, Pee Wee.

For those of you who haven't seen it.

Sanjaya 'sings'.

Sanjaya is the new Clay Aiken.

Someone needs to stop these tween, taste-tarded kids, from voting for this tone deaf hack. Just like Gayken, he has a mindless cult of a following. Just look at that Ferl girl. Blegh.

And anyone who thinks Sanjaya is hot, or attractive, has some serious issues. [I'm looking at you Dan Savage].

Melinda is the only one with real talent. Actually, Gina's not bad either.

I'd bone Chris, and Blake though [as long as he doesn't sing].

Awesome.

I didn't see the show, so I don't know what's going on. But Defamer cracked me up with this:

'Their reporting makes no mention of whether or not Fox, never a network to leave any opportunity for exploitation unexplored, has invited Ferl back for tonight's result show, knowing that the superfan's unflagging support of four of the remaining eleven hopefuls leaves them with (at worst) a thirty-seven percent chance of capturing on camera the utter ruination of her childhood should one of her favorites be dismissed.

The resulting paroxysm of sorrow will immediately become part of the "farewell montage" that plays each contestant off the stage and into the professional purgatory of the Idol Tour, where the girl's flood of uncontrollable tears will remind viewers about the lives they destroy each and every week with their phone calls and text messages.'

Identity Of 'Idol' Crying Girl Revealed!

What in gay hell?

Who are these people who keep letting Sanjaywa stay on the show? He's horrid.

Brandon had to go.

I think Melinda probably has the best voice, and stage presence.

I can't believe I care.

Live-blogging American Idol. [I can't believe I am watching this f*cking show']

Brandon: Flat. You suck.

Melinda: Great song, but you didn't do it justice. [The original from 'The Wiz' is amazing, so screw Simon!].

Paula: You're drunk again.

Chris 'Sideshow Bob': Get a haircut.

Oh god, 'Endless Love', seriously?

Stop trying to do a ColdplayTaylor Hicks version.

Ick.

Wow.

That was horrid.

I am sorry I agree with Simon.

Cheeze-crest, you're still a douchebag.

Gina live?

'Lovechild'? I dig that song.

Gina, don't ruin it.

Pro-nun-cia-tion.

[Cheeze-crest - don't wear a three piece suit]

Ooh, Gina, less Beyonce, Kelly, and Joss Stone.

Gina, not your song.

Nice chortle.

I'm with you Randy.

Paula: Don't cry.

[Cheeze-crest - why do you bug me? Is it because you slept with Merv Griffin to get where you are? That you are trying to usurp Dick Clark? Does anyone even like you? It can't be America's fault that you ended up on a highly rated show. Believe me, it is not you. America thinks you're a twatwaffle].

Sanjeev?

Diana: Break it down to Sanjayaw.

Diana: Stop being nice.

Sanjaywa: [WTF your name is]

Sanjaywa: TONE DEAF! Who the hell is voting for you?

Sanjaywa: Wooort! Wooof ! Raaaahr! Rooht!

[Fack the hair]

If he doesn't leave this week, I will take a warm bath, and some cool pills, with a lukewarm razorblade, while ['iF I Can't Live Without You', plays in the background. [Hello, Brett Easton Ellis].'

Yay!

He sucks!

Simon looking Kentucky Fried.

Stay in the tanning bed Simon.

Who's this chick?

Drinking water, I'm sure.

Hayley:

A 'little sour'.

Love the drunk Paula.

Live Blogging American Idol - 'Total Cheezeball'

Cheeze-Crest is still number one, but Blake is giving him a serious run for the money.

And what is up with none of the judges not knowing 'All Mixed Up', by 311?

I love the death ray look Simon gave Cheeze-Crest for saying 'cutesy' should be banned.

Luau dude needs to go.

'Sundance Head'? Seriously? Sounds like something Harvey Weinstein would say about his most recent acquisition.

Jared's not bad.

Brandon's not bad either.

Bald guy made the dogs in my neighborhood start yelping.

[Tangent: I love what I read earlier today on Defamer about the judges getting a spin off show, in the vein of 'Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?':

'Are You Drunker Than Paula Abdul?'

and

'Randy Jackson: Are You Goin' To Finish That, Dawg?'

Is that Judy Garland in the Diet Coke commercial?

Portly Sideshow Bob guy reminds me too much, of Taylor Hicks.

Not to be an 'American Idol' fag...

but I am rooting for Matt Soto.

Kid's got a great voice.

And I want to see him prove his parents wrong.

[Holy sheet, I can't believe I am getting caught up in this show].