Live-blogging American Idol. [I can't believe I am watching this f*cking show']

Brandon: Flat. You suck.

Melinda: Great song, but you didn't do it justice. [The original from 'The Wiz' is amazing, so screw Simon!].

Paula: You're drunk again.

Chris 'Sideshow Bob': Get a haircut.

Oh god, 'Endless Love', seriously?

Stop trying to do a ColdplayTaylor Hicks version.

Ick.

Wow.

That was horrid.

I am sorry I agree with Simon.

Cheeze-crest, you're still a douchebag.

Gina live?

'Lovechild'? I dig that song.

Gina, don't ruin it.

Pro-nun-cia-tion.

[Cheeze-crest - don't wear a three piece suit]

Ooh, Gina, less Beyonce, Kelly, and Joss Stone.

Gina, not your song.

Nice chortle.

I'm with you Randy.

Paula: Don't cry.

[Cheeze-crest - why do you bug me? Is it because you slept with Merv Griffin to get where you are? That you are trying to usurp Dick Clark? Does anyone even like you? It can't be America's fault that you ended up on a highly rated show. Believe me, it is not you. America thinks you're a twatwaffle].

Sanjeev?

Diana: Break it down to Sanjayaw.

Diana: Stop being nice.

Sanjaywa: [WTF your name is]

Sanjaywa: TONE DEAF! Who the hell is voting for you?

Sanjaywa: Wooort! Wooof ! Raaaahr! Rooht!

[Fack the hair]

If he doesn't leave this week, I will take a warm bath, and some cool pills, with a lukewarm razorblade, while ['iF I Can't Live Without You', plays in the background. [Hello, Brett Easton Ellis].'

Yay!

He sucks!

Simon looking Kentucky Fried.

Stay in the tanning bed Simon.

Who's this chick?

Drinking water, I'm sure.

Hayley:

A 'little sour'.

Love the drunk Paula.