I'd watch this:

From Defamer:

'Never ones to back down from an opportunity for some on-the-nose envelope-pushing, an appropriately provocative response from the Housewives producers should be forthcoming. Casting will begin immediately for “JC,” a bearded, robed drifter who mysteriously appears to offer Wisteria Lane his freelance carpentry services, then quickly becomes entangled in a love triangle with boozy Stepford-mom Bree and her petulant, bi-curious son.'

The actor who plays Andrew is kinda hot, and I can say that because he is of legal age in real life.