Holy Crap! He's 51!?

I miss the old, smarmy Bruce. Although he has aged pretty decently for still partying like a rockstar:

'Bruce Willis' birthday wishes came true on Saturday when his favorite supermodel, Petra Nemcova, graced the party celebrating his 51st year. Petra, though she survived the tsunami, didn't have the endurance to party with Willis till past 5 a.m. at the G2 Lounge. But Willis had plenty of other models, as well as Dan Aykroyd, Aaron Eckhart and Joaquin Phoenix. And, even though it wasn't Clive Owen's birthday, he left with a lovely parting gift: "Hitch" beauty Eva Mendes. '

NY Daily News