Luckily I don't have this problem....

since 'I am kind of a whore':

'Thursday, March 16, 2006

We're Gifted And We're Going Far

It's a sad day when you realize that you're not nearly as sexually proficient as your new lover.

In the bedroom, I'm a lot like Tiger Woods's caddy: it's great that I'm there, I carry equipment that is essential to the process, and I'm helping out a lot, but I'm clearly not the star of the show.''

Fresh Pepper