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Wax Lohan To Miss Work Tomorrow Due To Exhaustion

'The wax figure of Lindsay Lohan installed today at Madame Tussaud's New York location is so incredibly lifelike that a young Lohan fan was reduced to tears when her idol refused to acknowledge her repeated requests for a bump. The child's tears were turned to shrieks of joy, however, when the real Lohan suddenly appeared to usher the child into the exhibit's replica bathroom stall and honor the little girl's wish.'

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Comment:

'Or.. better yet.. how long until someone waits for the security guards to look away and adds some embellishment to her left nostril. Right? Both?'

by FuzeLine on 04/12/06 07:57 PM