Cruisenfreude

From Hey, You

'I've figured out how to get Tom Cruise to go back home to his baby. And it was inspired by yet another one of those Exxon/Mobil boycott e-mails.

Here's the plan: Nobody go to see Mission Impossible III this weekend! Let the opening weekend pass, then go see it if you must.

But it must not be the top of the box office, because if it is ol' Tommy will feel totally justified abandoning his girlfriend and newborn baby hours after birth to globe-trot and play big-shot celebrity.

Pass this on to your friends! If we all tell thirty people, it just might work.'

All Hail Xenu!