Monday, May 01, 2006

Oh My.



The Oozinator Delights Children

'Hasbro Marketing Executive, a glowing light bulb bouncing merrily above his skull: 'I've got it! First, we'll design our new Supersoaker water gun with the shape and hue of a grotesque alien phallus.

Then, instead of water, we'll make it squirt ropes of thick, opalescent ooze! Finally, we'll market it with a television spot in which a pan-ethnic rainbow of small children are the gleeful recipients to load after hot, sticky load shot all over their chests and faces! It's a win'

Even the Oozinator sounds like someone's pet name for their masculinitY... post venereal disease.


posted by Big Daddy at Monday, May 01, 2006

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