Overheard In The Office - Tech Support

10AM Tech Support

Tech support rep: ...the accelerator card. No, the one connected to your array. OK, uplug that.

Pause

Tech support rep: OK, are you grounded?

Pause

Tech support rep: OK, gently pull it from the slot.

Pause

Tech support rep: Now lick it.

Pause, snickering, then slight panic.

Tech support rep: No sir. I was just kidding.

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