Yo momma

Sorry for all the 'yo momma' jokes, but I heard that song by The Pharcyde recently, and my notoriously slow program at work, is working as fast as molasses in winter.

Final 'yo momma' joke of the day is the classic:

' Yo' momma's so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked what she was doing, and she said "Moving!"'