I talk to a person like the 'customer' at least once a day.
My favorite? The guy who called me to ask what state Wisconsin was located in.
'12PM Lunch'
Food service worker: What type of soda would you like today?
Female customer: Large.
Food service worker: Yes, mam'm. But what type or flavor did you want?
Female customer: I said large.
Food service worker: Yes, ma'am. Diet Coke? Sprite? Coke? What type?
Female customer: Are you f*cking stupid or something? Large. A large soda. How many times do I have to tell you?
posted by Big Daddy at
Thursday, July 06, 2006
Denver
3 Comments:
What did you tell him?
I nicely tried to say 'it is a state' without being a jerk to him.
I had a brush with stupid this morning myself. I got a call from an unfamiliar number, and after my hello, the woman on the other end demands to know who I am. I tell her that if she doesn't know, I'm not about to tell her. She asks, "Is this a doctor's office?" I tell her no. Her retort? "That's all you had to say!"
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