Pee Wee Sez': 'Les Claymates, sont fous!'

'John Paulus, the ex-Marine who made headlines by claiming that he had a tawdry gay tryst in a hotel room with the squeaky-clean pop idol, has been denied protection from the FBI, which he apparently sought out after being 'bombarded' with death threats from crazed Aiken fans.

'The Claymates', described as 'a loosely organized army of middle-aged women', have been operating under the radar for some time now, beginning with secret after-hours 'Claymate Club' meetings in church basements, Olive Gardens and suburban salons across the country, where they would plot ways to fight the rumors about their idol's sexuality, that keep popping up in the press.'

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