Craptastic Tuesday Television

There was no way I could watch the finale of Big Brother All Stars. Two people I didn't want to make final two [again!], made it. So I channel surfed all night.

And then it hit me, how craptastic Tee Vee is these days. On ABC, they had the premiere of Dancing With The Stars. I must say, Joey Lawrence would look a lot better if he wasn't a bald cueball.



Watching Tucker Carlson was brutal. He reminds me of some douchebag ex-ivy-league-frat boy who wears, pants a size too big; making his arse look irregular. Not that I want to study the intricacies of Tucker's arse, but it was hard not to notice while he is doing the fox-trot.

'Slater' from 'Saved By The Bell' was surprisingly good. As was Vivica Fox. I hope I am not sucked in to this show.

NBC had 'Celebrity Fear Factor'. I caught the part where they were dunking G. Gordon Liddy and Tempestt Bledsoe in and out of the water, pretty harshly, as they had to pick flags off their person.



The only decent TV was the Scissor Sister's on 'Fashion Rocks' on 'E'. Elton performed with them and I have to say, Babydaddy looks cuter with his fedora on.




And to think, the night before, most channels had on tributes to 9/11. God bless America.