'Heather, why are you being such a megabitch?'

I received a call with a guy with a heavy French accent, and at first it was kinda funny. Then it got annoying when he took 2 minutes to finish a sentence in broken english.

It was then that I realized I needed to take a nap, or I was going to rip someone a new one. I had to go to the far west end of the mall, to lay down on one of the benches, since the candy nut sack wranglers are back today.

To my surprise, off to the left, was a yoga class taking place. That's odd. I wonder if it was the T-Mobile people. I lay down on the bench to get some shut eye, as listening to the yoga class was much quieter, and quite relaxing, compared to Ethel and Gertie talking about missing the Early Bird Special. Managed to get 45 minutes of a shut eye, and I feel renewed.

God bless the concept of the siesta.