Which is funny....

because Ted Casablanca, and the Defamer peeps, have Penelope Cruz pegged as a professional beard, because of Tom Cruis and Matthew McConaughey, and some speculate Bloom is Toothy Tile. Which makes this one big cluster f*ck.

'Now that Kate Bosworth is reportedly seeing a hunky new man, the rumor mill is working overtime trying to make a love connection for her former flame, Orlando Bloom.

You'll recall that this time last year, Bloom couldn't stop gushing about the actress, even responding to a question about what he wanted for Christmas by saying, "Kirsten by my side -- she's all I need to have."

But is Penelope Cruz currently topping his wish-list? This week, the actor was twice spotted by paparazzi exiting hotspot Hyde with the heavily accented ex of Matthew McConaughey and Tom Cruise, who also happened to attend the "Marie" soiree.'

MSN