Hee Hee

'Were you expecting to read that the cleaning staff happened upon a forgotten two-pound bag of blow underneath one of those mounds of freebie clothes?

Don't be ridiculous, she'd never be that wasteful--we're sure Lohan spent her last night as a Chateau guest clutching a rolled-up hundred-dollar bill, re-sniffing over every surface (coffee table, toilet tank, Gideon Bible, what have you) in that suite upon which she blew a rail, making sure that every last grain of powder was leaving with her.'

Defamer