'Pass me my Chee....hol' up. Where's the baby at, y'all?

Cynics might accuse Britney and Kevin of having concocted their own, Malibu Hillbilly version of the Suri Cruise saga.

In hopes of whipping up an information-starved public into another mouth-foaming frenzy until a smartypants magazine like Vanity Fair throws gobs of cash at them for the exclusive cover portrait of blissful Mom, baby brother, and the unmasked, mystery baby poking its adorable head out of daddy K-Fed's XXL Tommy Hilfiger windbreaker.

Then again, this might also just be their coy way of covering up for the fact that they haven't seen the kid since they accidentally left it in a Circle K restroom on the way to Vegas four days after its birth.'

Defamer