Today In 'Andy's Blog'

'Between innings I fixated on Donald Trump's hair. It is so blond and so twisted and turned and uniquely coiffed using a system of pulleys and lifts and invisible tape that it is a marvel to behold in person.

And it is so so blond. So blond that I am wondering how it gets so blond. Like, does he sit around in foills getting that sh*t dyed? What is it made of?'

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