Snap!

MSN on Jessica Simpson:

'The plump-lipped, coif-challenged starlet says seeing the sick kids made her realize she wanted something different out of life, which apparently meant less Lachey and more underperforming albums (A Public Affair), movies (Employee of the Month) and embarrassing tabloid headlines (Dumped!).

Jess, in a revelation that will likely send her constantly hovering dad-manager-puppetmaster Joe Simpson into a rage blackout, says she's all for sex before marriage, but warns it'll only happen if she's known the wooer for "a really long time."' [Ed. note: That's not what I have read].