Black Friday My Arse

There's no way in Hades you would get me to go shopping on Black Friday. A co-worker said they got to the store at 4:30 AM, and had to wait and hour and a half to check out. I lounged around all day, sipping hot chocolate, and watching movies.

'At the Wal-Mart outside Columbus, customers dashing toward 5 a.m. deals pinned employees against stacks of merchandise.

'Oh, my god, stop pushing me, oh, my god,' screamed Linda Tuttle, a 47-year-old employee at the store.'

Consumerist