Ha!

From Defamer:

'Dear God,

Thank you for putting Kevin Federline - the real Kevin Federline - on stage last night in West Hollywood.

Thank you for putting him on the same bill as Tiffany and a disco tribute band.

Thank you for making him wear a lame vampire cape and a sideways trucker hat. And thank you, especially, for making the crowd boo him the entire duration of the one number he performed before storming off stage angry, scared and chastened by a near rioting mob of Dorothys, pregnant nuns, Borats and gay devils.

That was just the best Halloween gift ever, God.

Sincerely your #1 fan,

Me'