Cruisenfreude: 'It's Over'

Holmes Isn't Familiar With The Famous TV Commercial Saying, 'Where's The Beef?':

'For such an intelligent guy, it's stunning that one famous TV tagline makes Cruise weep with laughter.

Made famous in the classic Wendy's TV ads, the old woman uttering the phrase, 'Where's The Beef?' causes Cruise to double-over in appendix-surgery like pain. And Katie doesn't get it at all.

Cruise even went so far as to hire a look-alike old woman to come to the house on Scientology BBQ day to surprise Katie in the walk-in freezer.

Instead of making her laugh, it traumatized Holmes, even causing her to hate the TV tagline commercial phrase with a fervor Cruise never expected.

This, coupled with the fact that Holmes has no idea who The Flock of Seagulls are, has caused Cruise to confide to his sister and mother that Katie 'may not be [his] soulmate.'

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