Ha!

Commenter homerjay on Consumerist, cracks me up:

'homerjay says:

Fun with on-board chat rooms:

'The guy in the seat next to me looks like a terrorist. He's praying in a some foreign language and keeps playing with his shoes. Please vote in my chatroom poll: Should we jump him and tie him up? Yes/No.'

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