Disturbing

From Zombie Fights Shark:





'I have spent a lot of time (over 90 seconds) evaluating this video and I have come to the following conclusion...

Miami Vice Kid was just telling Beret Kid that he met some really cool 8th graders and they said if he wants to hang with them he has to smoke cigarettes. Beret Kid was explaining the dangers of smoking and told a story about his cousin, who smoked a cigarette once and the next day he smoked marijuana and now he smokes crack. He learned in D.A.R.E. that nicotine is a gateway drug.

But he just wasn't getting through to Miami Vice Kid, so he had to break out into a not at all homo sounding Phil Collins song. And you can tell it's all hitting home with Miami Vice Kid. He LIKES Beret Kid, too, and he knows smoking is wrong. He's going to go tell those 8th graders that smoking shows just how UNCOOL they really are. How ironic!

Love,

Wife, who is going on six days trapped in the house sick and has officially read everything on the internet. May have to switch to real books soon.'