I'm back.

So I have been out sick the last three days, and besides remembering how much daytime television sucks, I actually learned some things.

Thanks to 'True Hollywood Story', I learned that I shouldn't make fun of Paula Abdul anymore. She has major spinal cord/nervous system issues.

I also realized why I don't find Sascha Baron Cohen funny; his humor is all based on stereotypes.

That the Australian film industry's concept of humor, is scads different than ours.

Iran and Iraq, are depressing horrible places to live, no thanks to us.

And finally, that I kind of regret shaking Ron Jeremy's hand.