Don't ask me how I found this....*
'A 20-year-old man presented to the emergency room complaining of rectal pain. A well-nourished, well-developed man without signs of intoxication was admitted in no apparent distress. Digital examination of the rectum revealed a stony hard mass.
Abdominal plain films showed a vertically oriented, low-lying radiopaque object in the rectum. A spherical radiolucency was noted in the upper pole of the mass. A blood alcohol level was negative. No other drug testing was performed.'
The rest of the gory details at the link.
Rectal Foreign Bodies
* I was making a comment about Richard Gere on that India thing, and couldn't remember if it was a gerbil or a hamster. So I went surfing to clarify.
Abdominal plain films showed a vertically oriented, low-lying radiopaque object in the rectum. A spherical radiolucency was noted in the upper pole of the mass. A blood alcohol level was negative. No other drug testing was performed.'
The rest of the gory details at the link.
Rectal Foreign Bodies
* I was making a comment about Richard Gere on that India thing, and couldn't remember if it was a gerbil or a hamster. So I went surfing to clarify.
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Ummm.
Okay.
I've done a lot of things, but...
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Can you imagine the conversation that led up to that experiment?:
"What do you want to do tonight hunny?"
"I don't know babe, how about a cement enema?"
You should see some of the other stuff on that site. My friend who is a nurse used to tell me all these stories of the ER. New Years was a big day for women coming in with champagne bottles in orifices. True story.
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