'I don't rely on mirrors, so I always take Polaroids.'

True dat.

I got a new floor mirror, and I noticed that it is the opposite of the skinny mirror.

My old mirror stretched me up, and made me look skinny.

This new mirror squishes me down.

But it's kind of cool, because it makes me look buffer than I think I am.

Or am I?

Which got me to thinking: which mirror is actually the closest to my real body image?