Define 'fondling'.

So I was thinking about something that was said in that Crack Is Whack post, yesterday.

There's a line about how 'fondling of genitals' is against the law in Atlanta.

So what exactly is 'fondling'?

Say there's a dude who has to make an 'adjustment', or scratch an itch.

Can some prudish old lady tell the cops he was 'fondling' himself and get busted?

That got me to thinking, that statement could actually make a funny t-shirt: Define 'fondling'.

You could make a whole line of t-shirts with this concept.

Define 'stalking'.

Define 'indecent exposure'.

Define 'public urination'.

Ha.